The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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