we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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