once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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