Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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