Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
As shirtless as possible
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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