Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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