what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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