i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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