Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
