Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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