no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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