ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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