All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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