# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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