I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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