Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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