dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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