what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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