i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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