did you get engaged???
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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