Dual....:-)
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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