It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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