we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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