The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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