she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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