She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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