first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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