shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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