You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm always down for nudity.
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