Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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