You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
You ruined the universe
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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