i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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