i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
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What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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