Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
They have beer where we have blood.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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