You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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