i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Your dad touched me again.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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