so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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