There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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