PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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