please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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