Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
worst night to have a conscience
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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