currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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