Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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