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ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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