You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
