Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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