And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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