He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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