Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
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