So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
