I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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