Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
