it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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