Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
handjob tips. give me some.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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